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March 15, 2006
Motanii nu suporta fumul de havana
De felul lor motanii nu suporta fumul de havana, nici de Pall Mall sau pipa, ce sa mai vorbim de Camel sau Carpati. Doi valatuci sa le sufli in bot, c-o iau razna pe camp, apucati de streche.
Si daca n-au camp unde s-alerge, o pornesc pe strazi, printre masini si tramvaie, spre bucuria isterica a sobolanilor. Cu ochii mei I-am vazut pe doi sarbatorind in avans accidentul mortal, sareau pe capacul de tomberon, chitcaind oribil, sfredelitor la ureche, si da, numai peste juma de minut motanul gri, calcat de camionul de lapte si smantana, s-a transformat in clatita blanoasa, patata cu sange.
Inainte de-a se turti in halul asta, se putea spune ca fusese un motan cumsecade. Torcator, curat pe labe. Nu se urca pe perdele decat la cutremure si la petrecerile cu muzica bubuitoare in boxe. Manca numai din farfurie, delicat crontzanind copanele, (e adevarat, nu cerea voie cand se urca pe masa). Miorlaia doar in noptile cu luna plina si cand avea nunta cu pisicile de cartier. Insa niciodata in casa, ci doar pe acoperisuri, unde nu te puteai urca dupa el ca sa arunci cu papucii.
L-am pozat in copac, fara sa-I cer incuviintarea. Mirosea a scoarta batrana, a fum iesit din hornuri, a resturi cazute din tomberon, iarba calcata in picioare, a frig. Un barbat cu paltonul botit s-a oprit o clipa, obosit, minjind ochii de la aparat la motan, de la motan la aparat. A facut puft! si-a plecat mai departe, nu nasul strambat a ocara.
Posted by Alina Andrei at March 15, 2006 12:44 PM
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